Cool Jokes and Hindi SMS Funny

    JOR SE BOLO
    Teacher : ‘A’ for?
    Student : Apple !!!
    Teacher : Jor se bolo…
    Student : JAI MATA DI
    COMPUTER ACRONYMS
    PCMCIA
    People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing
    APPLE
    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    SCSI
    System Can’t See It
    DOS
    Defective Operating System
    BASICBill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
    IBM
    I Blame Microsoft
    DEC
    Do Expect Cuts
    CD-ROM
    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
    OS/2
    Obsolete Soon, Too.
    WWW
    World Wide Wait
    MACINTOSH
    Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    PENTIUM
    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
    AMIGA
    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    LISP
    Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
    MIPS
    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
    WINDOWS
    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    GIRO
    Garbage In Rubbish Out
    MICROSOFT
    Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
    DOMAIN NAMES
    Choosing the right domain name is important for webmasters but checking the meaning of your desired domain name carefully before registering it should be done otherwise………
    Firstly there is “Who Represents?” – a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
    http://www.whorepresents.com —> whore presents
    Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
    exchange advice and views:
    http://www.expertsexchange.com —> expert sex change
    Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
    http://www.penisland.net –> Penis land
    Need a therapist? Try:
    http://www.therapistfinder.com –> the rapist finder
    Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New SouthWales:
    http://www.molestationnursery.com –> molestation nursery

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